Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Wot So Funee: Toilet Humour

Wot So Funee?

Do you know what isn't funny?  At all?  Children pooing in the bath.  It just isn't.

For the first time in our 4 years as parents, one of our children did a poo in the bath last week.  It was disgusting.

I had to try very hard not to shout and instead to just adopt a stern face as I went about fetching towels so I could get Meg and Eli out.

Unfortunately, Eli (the no doubt about it culprit) chose the moment he was being hoisted out of the bath to turn and look down at his efforts, shake his head and say 'Oh Meg, what did you do??'

I have never snorted so hard in my life.  Suffice to say neither me nor my Other Half managed to keep straight faces!

Whoever heard of a two year old who knew how to pass the buck?!?

12 comments:

  1. He he, that's too funny! We've sadly had poo in the bath incidents with all three of ours at one point or another, the most recent being last week - so I feel your pain :)

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    1. It's just the worst isn't it!! Hopefully we won't have any more incidents :)

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  2. Ah they're not daft! #bewarethefloatingblueberry

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  3. hahaha..Oh dear!! I've been lucky neither of my two have ever pooed in the bath...Phew!

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  4. We had this last night too. Feel your pain. How the hell do you clean them and the bath at same time haha x

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  5. The floating turdlette welcome to the club and major kudos to your 2 year old x

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  6. Hilarious! Kids are too funny!

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  7. Clever boy! Remember well when my then 2 year old did a rather large poo in the bath, first I knew of it was when she handed it to me as if it was a chocolate bar.

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  8. brilliant! I think we only had one poo in the bath incident and that was when he was tiny (so yes the chicken korma looking runny poop), but have had several in swimming pools and paddling pools. they once had to evacuate the swimming lesson (and cancel the next lesson) because it had leaked out the swim nappy - i was SO embarrassed!

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  9. I laughed out loud when I read the first line. This is clearly penance for us to have our first poo in the bath incident. Eli's very quick off the mark isn't he, smart boy. You must be so proud :)

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  10. Ha ha, we've had that A LOT!

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  11. hahahahaha, my two year old passes the buck for farts *crossing fingers that we don't have the poo experience!*

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